Sunday, February 28, 2010

Cuckoo for Craft

For every action, Newton noted, there's an equal and opposite reaction. So, with the rise of consumer hegemony brought on by globalization and the ascendancy of multinational corporations, there has been a corresponding diminution in local identity. Synergy replaces personality. Price trumps reputation.

But the human spirit isn't so easily tamed. An emphasis on corporate accountability, environmental responsibility, and vital local economy has come to define the present zeitgeist, a sort of neo-hippy movement made mainstream. Leery of the immense power of Big Business, consumers are choosing partners, rather than merely producers, in the marketplace.

With their preferences, consumers even the playing field in favor of small businesses, helping to foster fresh, novel ideas and products. As competition increases, so does the importance of the individual. Companies must once again learn the art of The Woo. Advertising isn't enough; companies must engage in consumer courtship. The primacy of identity is reinstated.

This view may be a bit Panglossian. Still, it is no wonder that craft beers, with their unique flavors, strong personality, and regional appeal, have become extremely popular. Early last year, craft beers saw intense market gains, growing by a whopping 9% in sales and 5% in volume in the first half of last year. In comparison, overall US and import sales declined by 1.3% and 9%, respectively (http://www.brewersassociation.org).

Craft brewers think of themselves as exploring all dimensions of Beerclidian space, infusing their duds with exotic essences like chocolate, fruits, jalapenos, and pecans. Attention to detail is paramount. Each beer is a coup de maitre, the culmination of imagination, experimentation, and just a tinge of mad scientist-like insanity. Craft brewers aren't thinking of mass-production, developing bland recipes that have the widest appeals. Instead, they want something revolutionary, something with presence, something people can either love or hate, but not dither somewhere in the inoffensive inane. The beers that emerge from craft breweries are distinctive, memorable, and, well, wild.

I think Rateabeer.com has an apt description of craft beers from the brewer's perspective:
Craft beer is primarily characterized by a brewer’s attention to recipes and ingredients that maximize the flavor, appearance and aroma of your beer. The craft brewer almost always personally oversees the selection of ingredients and the entire brewing process and constantly monitors flavor and quality. And unlike mass market beers, craft beer isn’t “contract brewed” in multiple facilities. The brewer is the one who both writes and follows the recipe. This isn’t just a quality measure -- it also ensures that you, the consumer, end up with a beer that’s more like a signed print in the art world and not just a poster.


Notice, too, that by brewing in their own facilities rather than outsourcing around the country, craft brewers maintain a geographic identity, often utilizing fresh, local ingredients. 21st Amendment Brewery in San Fransisco, for example, boasts recipes containing local watermelon, not processed syrups, in its Hell Or High Watermelon wheat beer.

With strong personalities, many craft beers and breweries have amassed a cult-like following. Take Three Floyd's Brewery, for example. Each year, this quirky craft brewery from Munster, Indiana hosts Dark Lords Day, a mecca for stout-thusiasts. For one day only, thousands of people flock to tiny Munster to purchase Dark Lord, a highly-acclaimed Russian Imperial Stout.

American craft beers aren't just interesting concotions; they're real winners. Many have taken gold in the World Beer Championships, which, though hosted in the US, extends its invitations to any brewery, anywhere, and uses blind taste testing to ensure fairness. Craft breweries consistently prove their worth, year after year in this competition. Rogue Ales, a brewery from Newport, Oregon, is a perfect case study: it has taken gold in sundry style categories, from amber ales (American Amber Ale) to hefeweizen (Half-E-Weizen), often for 3,4, or 5 consecutive years. Rogue's Old Crustacean Barelywine has won gold 7 times in its respective category.

And this is just one brewery, one competition. At beer competitions around the world, craft breweries are employing syncretic and highly experimental methods to challenge the longstanding reign of Old World institutions. And each American brew d'etat wins national and global recognition for heretofore unknown locales, like Munster, Indiana.

Identity, an American identity, local American identities, are being reasserted year after year, beer after beer.


If you're interested in idiosyncratic and iconoclastic tastes offered by craft beers, have ye a listen to Craft Beer Radio to help guide you through the savage terra incognita of craft beers. You'll discover that these beers have some serious soul.

Let me close with a gushing ode to the Craft:
Craft Brewing is an art, a skill, a philosophy. It's as beautiful and elegant as an idea, yet its fruits are tangible, tastable, delectable. And, like all good art, whether you praise it or detest it, you can appreciate any craft beer for what it is: a modern marvel of human creativity and the product of a careful, arduous process.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Two Polls

1. What are the best bargains out there for good beer?

2. What is your favorite "session" beer (let's say less than 5% abv)?

In terms of good beer buys, I think Sierra Nevada is pretty reasonable across its whole line, and the Pale Ale is available virtually everywhere. The Celebration Ale is amazing in the winter, and even the Bigfoot is pretty reasonable for the style at $11-12 for a sixer. I've also seen Two Hearted and Rogue's Mocha Porter, along with the year-round 3Floyds lines, at the grocery store for $8.99, and I feel like Kroger might be losing money on those sales. What other names should a budget-conscious beer lover be looking out for?

I'd also like to enjoy something tasty without stumbling off my barstool when I'm ready to leave. I've found Stone's Levitation (4.4%) and 3Floyds Gumballhead (4.8%) are both pretty solid non-"big" beers. Any other suggestions?

Friday, February 26, 2010

Live, from Madison, it's Friday Night!


Tonight, we embark on the first of our [temporarily named] "Beer Roundtable" series. Every week, we'll check out one of Madison's many outstanding bars, order a few brews, and have a discussion about each beer. We'll have guest reviewers and will be talking about the beer, the brewery, and our overall impressions of each one. Who knows, maybe people will learn something new! This week's venue? The Haze!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Title Says It All: "A Delicious Free-for-All"

How can I get an assignment like this for the New York Times?



http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/24/dining/reviews/24wine.html?pagewanted=1&em


Post if you've tried any of these dandies. I'm in love with Maudite (Chip, the one I had from the famous "unibrow," err.... I mean Unibroue brewery in Quebec). The only other one I've tried is Duvel, but not since I started getting into craft beer. I think I probably left one of these half-finished at Pub Night, or even (cringe) played a game of beer pong or two with it.... shame.

I am giddy that this is currently the #2 most emailed article on the Times website. More interest in beer => more demand for good brews => more great craft brewers in the market => so many more good options to sample. Win.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

What's Brewing in the World of Beer?

Despite what the groundhog may have predicted a few weeks ago, spring is coming up quite quickly. And with it, of course, is a bevy of notable news--

Tomorrow, tickets for the third annual Savor beer festival in Washington, DC go on sale. The event attempts to separate itself from other festivals in that each brewery's beer is paired with various gourmet food selections. As an attendee of the first two (and most likely this one as well), it's absolutely worth checking out. More information available here.

In other news, outstanding brewers Vinnie Cilurzo of Russian River and Sam Calagione of Dogfish Head will be going in on a joint venture with two Italian brewers and plan on opening a massive Italian market, several restaurants and a rooftop brewery...smack dab in the middle of Manhattan (well, it's in the 20s, but who's counting?). Read up!

And finally, the Brewing News' 3rd Annual National IPA Championship, which pits 128 beers against each other in an enormous, nation-wide tournament, has just concluded the second round of judging. Yours truly has moved from 57th place up to 33rd. The run is just beginning! Check out the latest standings by clicking this.

That's it for this week's "What's Brewing?" news update. Be sure to check back next week for a new slew of goings on in the brewing world!

Beer Glassware

Beer lovers and creative geniuses throughout time have offered various container designs that have helped to put beer on display and provide full sensory enjoyment as it graces man's lips. They have done society a great deed by contributing to our experience of sipping down the golden delicious. Among the classic designs (and my personal favorites):

The Mug
(The standard and a solid go-to)



The Stein
(History, art, and sanitation all included)



The Goblet
(Hard not to love this one since it always comes with a big boozy beer inside)


The Tulip
(Graceful and sexy, also has a great pinched design for head retention and outward turned lip to deliver refreshment right to the palate - and if it's filled with Duvel, mmmm)


Das Boot
(German specialty can hold 2 or more liters of beer, and c'mon you're drinking out of a BOOT)



Half-Yard / Full-Yard
(Dates back to 17th century England, where drinking a yard of ale began as a traditional pub game. The fastest drinking of a yard of beer has been recorded at 5 seconds - dare you to try it.)



How do you drink your beer? (nuance appreciated, additional suggestions encouraged)

The Perfect Pour

Have you ever tried pouring a beer, only to have the head overflow and get all over the place? Hell, I know I have...well, until I learned about the perfect pour. Tilt the glass at a 45-degree angle, and once the beer is halfway into the glass, move it upright. Check out the video--


First Post

What is Beer? Googlism.com says:

beer is here to stay
beer is a thorny problem
beer is food
beer is the new vodka in russia
beer is made page
beer is heaven
beer is good for you
beer is a labor of love
beer is leaving town
beer is made
beer is on the menu
beer is better than women
beer is so important to the world
beer is now a health food
beer is better than sex
beer is free
beer is never late

Thanks, Googlism!

Beer: the libation that unites cultures and peoples across space and history. It is a paragon of potations, furnishing the discerning epicurean with astounding variety and gustative complexity, simultaneously offering the plebian an elegantly simple means of refreshment. Yet, for all its virtues, beer isn't self-aggrandizing. It has no notions of grandeur or sophistication. Beer just is. It melds into our lives so seamlessly, so transcendentally, cascading into the cracks and contours of humanity, that it's easy to overlook beer's quiet splendor.

This blog chronicles the journey of Chip Snyders (Silenus), Dylan Katz (Dionysus), and J.T. Jacobs (Radegast), as they set out to sample and evaluate the illimitable panoply of flavors, genres, and styles of mankind's oldest intoxicant.


If you're relatively unfamiliar with this glorious product, here are some resources.

The history of beer:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_beer*
Quick overview of how beer is made:
http://billybrew.com/how-beer-is-made
Great diagrams and simple elucidation of the brewing process:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brewing*
An excellent resource for crafting some homemade brew:
http://www.eartheasy.com/eat_homebrew.htm
A tried and true site for reviews:
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/

*Of course I referenced Wikipedia; you can make fire by rubbing two sticks together, but why not use a lighter?